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In the supermarket

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  • In the supermarket

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

    He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

    She replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my arse???"

    She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math's teacher."
    Simon Young
    Admin
    Talk Angling UK fishing chat and tackle
    web design Doncaster - Limitless Digital

  • #2
    nice one simon

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    • #3
      Did this happen to you Simon. ?
      I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
      He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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      • #4
        Just saw this, very good Simon
        The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

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