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    So why is that most married couples will get a self reflective chuckle out of this story?


    A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very

    much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old

    buddies.

    So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

    Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

    "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

    The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the

    refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12

    different countries.

    The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could

    think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know...

    they have frozen glasses... "

    He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted Him

    by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer

    mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just

    holding it.

    The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at The

    bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't

    be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

    "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took

    out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in

    blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

    "But my sweet honey.. at the bar....you know there's swearing, dirty

    words and all that..."

    "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?.. "LISTEN UP CHICKEN , SIT YOUR

    ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT

    YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!

    THAT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"



    ....and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story.

  • #2
    Thats big trouble

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    • #3
      if i had a wife like that she would feel the back of my hand

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SUMO View Post
        if i had a wife like that she would feel the back of my hand
        are you sure.
        I have an incidental on my left shoulder, he's always there, he's my friend.
        He says he gives me good advice. does he ?

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        • #5
          OK Im stuck on one item from the above

          what the hell is a pig in a blanket ?

          It sure isnt southern food
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          • #6
            Originally posted by SUMO View Post
            if i had a wife like that she would feel the back of my hand
            With her mouth she'd probably kick you in the nuts
            The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

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            • #7
              i love it,sounds a bit like my wife, only jokin she aint that bad.

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              • #8
                Sumo did say 'if' he had a wife like that...............I'm not like that!
                If he says he wants to go out without me I show HIM the back of MY hand

                Jeff.......when you say ' her mouth' I hope you are not on about ME!

                JC...........a pig in blanket...........is a sausage wrapped in a piece of bacon

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                • #9
                  I was on about the woman in the joke, how could anyone say that about you. would you really give Sumo the back of your hand ?
                  The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

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                  • #10
                    Of course i would

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                    • #11
                      I'm not letting my wife look at this site she may get ideas
                      The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others

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                      • #12
                        very good polepot i liked that one, glad she is not my wife that's the woman in joke not you sue........

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                        • #13
                          Lol

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                          • #14
                            it would be the first and last time old gal

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