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luke carpstalker
19th May 2010, 07:19 PM
Why is it that when you see carpers holding thier prized catch for a photo, they often adopt a look that says " I'm gonna take you in the bivvy, lay you out on the unhooking mat, put on some Barry White, and slip you a length you'll never forget"

For example:


" you are going to get such a good rodding"

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/galley5.jpg



"come on...let's get you inside, out of the cold...."

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/gallery16.jpg



"this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you...."

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/gallery13.jpg




" If you keep quiet, I won't stab you "

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/gallery18.jpg




" ah, Bigfin. That was my mother's name "

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/gallery25.jpg




"forget the bivvy, here and now!"

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/gallery26.jpg





What's wrong with just smiling at the camera?

http://www.handycarp.co.uk/images/gallery3.jpg



;)

Tarks
21st May 2010, 10:03 AM
hhhmm ive heard the odd welsh sheep joke but not this one yet lol