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    Talk Angling Admin PHD in Angling Oneabung's Avatar
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    Default Getting yourself a bigger Rod...

    This is not a joke before anyone says it is!

    As some of you may know I run a marketing agency, one of my clients is the UK's leading Penis Enlargement Clinic with offices in Harley Street. (Que the jokes! and before you ask, no, I have not had it done).

    We are working with one of the national TV channels and looking for someone who's interested in getting a GIRTH ENHANCEMENT on camera in October, this is a Non-Surgical procedure and carried out with injections, men can expect to achieve an inch or more extra girth... (You'd get the treatment for free and it's worth about 5000), so if you know anyone that would like a bigger willy please share this post with them. Equally, you don't have to have a small willy to have this done, they are just as interested in guys with normal or large who just want an upgrade.

    Anyone who is genuinely interested please contact me simon@limitless.agency in complete confidence. The business that is involved is https://www.moorgateandrology.co.uk

    Share this post on facebook if you have any friends that are not TalkAngling members and may be interested please - just post this link - https://goo.gl/uwxXHn and put "Know anyone who needs a bigger willy?" as the text.

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    Can't see why anyone shouldn't be happy with one's lot.

    Unless congenitally deficient. (which could be corrected on NHS)

    There are some more than big enough Dicks on here already!!
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    Sounds like an Almighty Cock up to me .
    I reckon it's a load of Bottock's.
    How is your Fishery Doing Simon ?
    Non of the Donny or Stainforth lads ,seem to have any info !
    How is the water level Holding up?
    Hope its doing well
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    The fishery is a carp fishery now Col, so the main lake is bivvys only. We do have a small match lake for up to 20 people.. not had any matches on it yet since it was stocked in the spring... if youve got a few lads that fancy being the first on then let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneabung View Post
    The fishery is a carp fishery now Col, so the main lake is bivvys only. We do have a small match lake for up to 20 people.. not had any matches on it yet since it was stocked in the spring... if youve got a few lads that fancy being the first on then let me know.
    Moving Swiftly on???
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    Moving swiftly on to What Martin ?
    Its not very often Simon the Owner of the site actually posts anything on here
    He's not the Easiest bloke to get hold of !!
    So i thought while he was here i would ask how he is getting on with the fishery he had dug out on his land
    a few years ago .
    I will pass the thread back now to the Hundreds of fellas Chomping @ the Bit to have thier Chopper injected with Botox.
    Form an Orderly queue gents .
    Try not to overload the site causing it too Crash.
    Colin

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    Do they do reduction mate, mines a bit too much sometimes, especially when standing in waders in the Severn gets a bitt chilly on the end.
    River anglers Go with the flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick b View Post
    Do they do reduction mate, mines a bit too much sometimes, especially when standing in waders in the Severn gets a bitt chilly on the end.
    He believes in Father Christmas as well
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    He didn't mention he wears Chest Waders & Stands Waist Deep in the River
    Colin

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    Oh look, Morcambe and Wise have woke up.
    River anglers Go with the flow.

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