Horse walks into a Bar and a Donkeys serving,Not seen you before mate Guinness please,not seen you either what do you do for a living the Donkey asks,Im retired the Horse replys, used to run the Flat and Jumps,really? aye ive won the Derby,The Ebor at York,over the Jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup,Donkey rolls his eyes and says you pop to my house and we will have a yarn and a catch up,anyways the Donkey goes out and buys a massive picture of a Zebra and puts it on his wall,the next day the Horse pops round to the Donkeys house and the first thing he notices is this big picture of the Zebra,Whos that the Horse asks,The Donkey says oh that its me when I played for Juventus.

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