Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive.
"When I got to the door I couldn't jump." said Paddy.
So the 6ft 7” instructor unzips his fly & drops out his 14" Whanger
and says "If you don't jump you're going to get this baby up your rear!"
Mick asks "Did you jump?".
Paddy replies "A little bit when it first went in".
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.